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thedailywhat: “Bird Brain of the Day: A Dutch man acting suspiciously at Rochambeau airport in Cayenne, French Guiana was caught with over a dozen live hummingbirds stuffed down his pants. The smuggler sewed special compartments for the birds, which were individually wrapped and taped. Airport officials say they were not sedated. The man, who is known to authorities, has a prior conviction for the same crime. [dailymail.]” Talk about your Angry Birds. Seems like an awfully sensitive body part to have so many pointy beaks secured next to. I’m imagining the point of sale at the hummingbird shop where the vendor says “We don’t deliver to The Netherlands, buuut we can throw in a special hummingbird pouch that buttons into your pants, right next to your genitals.”  SOLD! Also, Rochambeau airport?? Big Rock-Paper-Scissors fans in Cayenne?

thedailywhat:

“Bird Brain of the Day: A Dutch man acting suspiciously at Rochambeau airport in Cayenne, French Guiana was caught with over a dozen live hummingbirds stuffed down his pants.

The smuggler sewed special compartments for the birds, which were individually wrapped and taped. Airport officials say they were not sedated.

The man, who is known to authorities, has a prior conviction for the same crime.

[dailymail.]”

Talk about your Angry Birds.

Seems like an awfully sensitive body part to have so many pointy beaks secured next to. I’m imagining the point of sale at the hummingbird shop where the vendor says “We don’t deliver to The Netherlands, buuut we can throw in a special hummingbird pouch that buttons into your pants, right next to your genitals.”  SOLD!

Also, Rochambeau airport?? Big Rock-Paper-Scissors fans in Cayenne?

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