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A leash?? does she actually think this dog can run away?

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i love this. i can’t draw for shit but now i want a Faber Castel marker.

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Just a normal day at the office, petting goats n stuff.  (Taken with Instagram at Euro RSCG)

Just a normal day at the office, petting goats n stuff. (Taken with Instagram at Euro RSCG)

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Room and body spray- finally a perfumier that understands my need for versatility in my fragrances. It’d be perfect if it cleaned countertops too.  (Taken with instagram)

Room and body spray- finally a perfumier that understands my need for versatility in my fragrances. It’d be perfect if it cleaned countertops too. (Taken with instagram)

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I say “you press some buttons and then you can make a design” at least three times a meeting, but progressively louder and more shrill each time.

lonelysandwich:

Sesame Street “What is a computer?” (1984)

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"If there were a late-night comedy show completely run by comedy writers, without any interference from a host, producer, or network, that show would probably be called The Darkest and Most Impossibly Horrible Things You Can Imagine, Presented as Comedy. Every sketch would end with a gunshot or an infant’s stroller engulfed in flames, and the show would be canceled halfway through its opening titles. That’s because most comedy writers are so inured by humor that only the most shockingly toxic ideas can achieve the proper velocity to penetrate their indifference."

Conan writer Todd Levin on how jokes die, for GOOD Magazine “Just Like That but Funny”

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i’m not crying. it’s just, raining on my face.

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Best. Remix. EVER.

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M83’s new album streaming live!

Listen to M83’s newest album, Hurry Up, We’re Dreaming, streaming live at the Urban Outfitters site. Two tracks in and so far so awesome!

           

Hurry Up, We’re Dreaming is out October 18 on Mute Records. Sweeeet!

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Check out this fat man in a banana costume trying to sing “Welcome to the Jungle” at karaoke. 

Wait, THAT’S AXL ROSE????

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Nightmare Fear Factory

    

If you’re the type of person that finds terror on the faces of others absolutely hilarious, there are minutes of entertainment awaiting you at the Flickr feed of the world’s scariest haunted house, Nightmares Fear Factory

Little do these boys know that the real thing to be scared of is not the zombie popping out of the wall, but their contorted faces being memorialized online for all their friends to mock. Forever.

This guy’s ready to punch a zombie UP!

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